{"product_id":"lets-start-a-cult-patch","title":"Lets Start a Cult Patch","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #F82B2B;\"\u003eLets Start a Cult Patch: Kool-Aid Mascot Embroidered Iron-On Patch\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eLets Start a Cult Patch\u003c\/strong\u003e is a 3 by 3.5-inch collectible embroidered iron-on fabric applique featuring a smiling red drink pitcher mascot, bold yellow lettering, and a heat-seal adhesive backing, engineered as a dark humor parody meme accessory for jackets, vests, and backpacks. Ohh yeah! Subverting wholesome Saturday morning commercials with pitch-black satire, this audacious badge literalizes the infamous phrase about drinking the sweet fruit punch. Starring a beaming cherry-red mascot waving above chunky golden bubble text declaring 'LET'S START A CULT,' the design blends commercial nostalgia with subversive mischief. It turns radical devotion into an irreverent, wall-smashing party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eConstructed with high-density polyester embroidery thread over a rugged twill base, this patch resists fraying, fading, and daily wear. The heat-seal backing allows for quick iron-on application to denim or canvas, while the reinforced merrowed border supports clean sewing onto leather jackets, gear bags, and battle vests for permanent hold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #F82B2B;\"\u003eDark Humor Drink Mascot Embroidered Patch Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3\" x 3.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-density embroidered polyester twill\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAttachment:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heat-seal iron-on backing (sew-on compatible)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBorder:\u003c\/strong\u003e Merrowed edge\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Smiling drink pitcher mascot with \"LET'S START A CULT\" typography\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eApplication:\u003c\/strong\u003e Jackets, battle vests, backpacks, hoodies, hats\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold; air dry recommended\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68564482425113,"sku":"LETSSTARTCULTPATCH072425","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/northernmistgifts.myshopify.com\/products\/lets-start-a-cult-patch","provider":"Northern Mist Gifts and More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}