{"product_id":"silly-goose-juice-patch","title":"Silly Goose Juice Patch","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #F82B2B;\"\u003eSilly Goose Juice Patch: Funny Cartoon Drink Embroidered Iron-On Patch\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eSilly Goose Juice Patch\u003c\/strong\u003e is a 3\" x 4\" collectible embroidered iron-on fabric applique featuring a pastel blue drink carton silhouette with a straw and heat-seal adhesive backing, engineered as a playful cartoon meme accessory for jackets, vests, and backpacks. Silly geese need their goose juice. Poking fun at whimsical internet humor and unhinged daily energy, this refreshing parody design packages pure absurdity into a nostalgic school cafeteria beverage. Accented with golden-yellow gables, a striped bendy straw, and bold black typography framing an ecstatic quacking waterfowl mascot, it provides the essential daily hydration needed to power through unbothered mischief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eConstructed with high-density polyester embroidery thread over a rugged twill base, this patch resists fraying, fading, and daily wear. The heat-seal backing allows for quick iron-on application to denim or canvas, while the reinforced merrowed border supports clean sewing onto leather jackets, gear bags, and battle vests for permanent hold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #F82B2B;\"\u003eCartoon Drink Mascot Embroidered Patch Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3\" x 4\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-density embroidered polyester twill\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAttachment:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heat-seal iron-on backing (sew-on compatible)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBorder:\u003c\/strong\u003e Merrowed edge\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Light blue juice carton with quacking goose head and \"SILLY GOOSE JUICE\" typography\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eApplication:\u003c\/strong\u003e Jackets, battle vests, backpacks, hoodies, hats\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold; air dry recommended\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68564454670617,"sku":"SILLYGOOSEJUICEPATCH103025","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/northernmistgifts.myshopify.com\/products\/silly-goose-juice-patch","provider":"Northern Mist Gifts and More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}